January 2011
22 posts
Symmetry
Yargh, I didn’t get first overall again in regionals.
But I did make first in orchestra all four years by doing second overall, first overall, first overall, second overall.
2 1 1 2
I toatz planned that symmetry.
Life's 2010 Pictures of the Year. →
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Limbaugh: When I hear Chinese or Japanese, it all just sounds like one word. I can’t comprehend anyone understanding it.
Colbert: Exactly. Who on earth can understand that kung-pow-jibber-jabber? off the top of my head, I can only think of 1.5 billion people.
Do people actually listen to Rush Limbaugh?
My new camera lens is so heavy/dense, that if anyone were to try to steal it I would just beat them with it.
The Asian Dad →
1. Sign Up with a goal to make Asian Dad proud
2. Asian Dad will text and email you once in a while to see if you are still his biggest shame
3. Achieve your goal and let Asian Dad live vicariously through you! Asian Dad will text and email you throughout the year to remind you of ‘your’ lofty goal. You can reply Yes, sir (Y) or No, I’ve been an utter failure and did not...
May 26
“I know Karate
I know Jiu-jitsu
I drive like a gangster when I’m coming...”
– Karate - Kennedy
Let's just stick with 12/21/2012 for now, please. →
So I was looking at the internetz when I saw these batshit crazy really, really, really ridiculously religious people think that the world is going to end on May 21 this year.
One day after senior finals.
That would suck.
